Ebola?

All this Ebola craze has got me worried. Can we catch Ebola from our customers? Like, are we going to die just from doing our job? We could go to work in full gear, but would that be necessary? According to Bitchy Waiter, we cannot catch this unless we hug or kiss someone that has Ebola. So,  I think we're safe. But here's something funny to make you giggle today.