Don't Come to Work If...

Over the weekend, my boyfriend and I and his parents went out to eat for lunch. Our server was nothing spectacular, but he did have something spectacular planted on his neck. From the look of the giant hickey on his neck, it looked like he had a great night prior to coming to work.  Now, I understand that his girlfriend or pal really does love him and just wanted to take a little nibble at him, but please for the love of god, don't come to work like that. Even wearing a turtle neck or covering it up with makeup would be fine, but just don't come to work with visible hickeys. It's trashy. Plain and simple, and even quite embarrassing for yourself.