Wine Please?

"Trick or Treat, Wine Please"

Every year, October 31st always brings out the inner child in me. I love to dress up and go all out for Halloween (this year, I'm Batman). I'm not a big fan of candy, but I am a hugeeee fan of wine. What would you say if I came to do your door and asked for wine instead of candy? Is this a bit too much? I think I might try it this year. Oh wait, I have to work...