Just Don't Ask These Things

"Is the coffee hot?"
"Can we sit over there instead?"
"What is there to eat here?"
"I have a gluten allergy.."

Servers do not have the authority to mess with the controls. Just don't ask.

 
 Every now and then I get those customers that ask the stupidest questions; actually, it happens quite frequently. I wish people would use common sense when they speak, but that is asking too much most of the time. Here's a list of 20 questions that you should NOT ask your server. Enjoy and remember.. Don't ask your server these annoying questions!