Same Side Booth Sitters

You're all cute, but it's awkward.

We all understand that you both love each other dearly and can't get enough of each other, but save that for home. When you come into a restaurant and sit on the same side of the booth as your lover, it makes it a tad bit awkward for your server. What it actually comes down to is, you are continually reminding us of how shitty our love lives are.  If you must sit on the same side, please try not to make it awkward and lovey for your server. Thanks in advance, love birds.